What do you do for a living Kris? Well that depends on the day. Like most people, my life is often uncertain and I have to keep re-figuring it out. Sometime I work two jobs. Sometimes none. This is one of the reasons I am running for president. It's a steady gig for four whole years. That's more job security than I've ever seen. And it pays really well. My husband can quit his job and just be eye candy in the Rose Garden. My son can go to a bullet proof school, which we all realize now is really, really important. I don't need to carry a gun because everyone next to me is armed to the hilt. It's a pretty cush life and I feel like I deserve that.
In closing, if you don't vote for me, but instead pick one of those corporate shills, you are voting for people who have absolutely no fucking idea how your life is barely kept together. And they don't care. But I care. By the way if anyone has a temp gig for me, I could use it. Currently between things.